SEX TOY REVIEW: Satisfyer Pro 2 – The Clit’s Cult Favorite

Sexy adult toys, I have access to plenty. I have my own set of toys. My partner has his own toys. Both for solo play or for our mutual pleasurable enjoyment. Name it, we have it –  the wand, the connected sex toys, anal plugs, and even some kinky objects and gears. 

The one adult toy that stands out for me the most which I consider as my favorite sex toy would be the Satisfyer Pro 2. The mere mention of the name already puts a dirty smirk on my face.

It is the best for me for a lot of reasons. I am going to break them all down in this article as to why every person with a clitoris should own one.

Functions and features

First of all, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is so named after its reputation – millions and millions of ladies are satisfied! No wonder it has won over 200+ international design awards!

It has two main functions that makes it a popular toyfriend for ladies – suction and vibration. 

“AIR-PULSE CLITORAL STIMULATION – The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses non-contact pressure-wave technology to provide feelings of suction and pulsations, similar to the sensations you feel during oral sex. “

It does not exactly feel like oral sex because it’s neither warm nor wet as that of a mouth and tongue. Although, it is a good idea to use a lubricant to mimic the sensation of oral sex or to enhance the experience with the toy. Since it is a battery-powered type of device that was invented and innovated for pleasure, I would describe it more like a tiny vacuum for the clitoris which thus provides that unique pulsating stimulation that is concentrated on that small nudge of flesh packed with nerve endings.

“QUIET AND DISCREET – The Pro 2 has a stronger motor than its predecessor, but is quieter and more discreet than ever before. Once the skin-friendly silicone head surrounds your clitoris, you’ll hardly hear a sound! “

When you turn it on and put it at its maximum intensity, you would hear the pulsating sounds. The only time you would hardly hear a sound would be for when you already place the head around your clitoris.

“11 INTENSITIES – With the new button design, easily increase or decrease the intensity of the Pro 2 easily. And with 11 intensities to switch through, you’re sure to find the sweet spot that brings you intense pleasure.” 

Here in the description, it says it has 11 intensities. In my experience with this product, it has 5 levels of air-pulsating suction intensity, 5 levels of vibration intensity and 5 vibrating patterns. It is within your control to mix and match, and play around with these as you use this toy. You can do the suction function alone, or the vibrating function alone, or you can go crazy by doing both in varying patterns and levels of intensity. Really, you can do anything that gets you off!

“WATERPROOF – The Pro 2 has an IPX7 waterproof rating, making it the perfect companion for the shower or bath. It’s protected against immersion in water up to 1 meter deep for up to 30 minutes of use. “

What does this mean? IP stands for “International Protection” or “Ingress Protection”. IPX7 implies that this device has a level of protection from intrusion, of any solid or liquid up to 1 meter deep for up to 30 minutes of use, which might lead to any kind of device failure. Technicalities aside, it being waterproof does not only mean that it can be used in the shower or in the bathtub. It also means that it is squirt-friendly! Furthermore, you can wash this item with a toy-cleaner on an open faucet without worries that you would get grounded nor would it cause for the device to malfunction.

OPTIMIZED HEAD DESIGN – The head, made from skin-friendly silicone, is now bigger and wider so that it can surround your clitoris even more effectively, allowing you to forget the world while it provides you with stimulation.

It has a round head tip made of rubberry-silicon that’s flesh-like in texture with a hole in it. That is where all the pulsating suction and vibration would come from. It is the negative-space surface area that your clit would occupy for some electro-erotic stimulating action.

How to use the satisfyer pro 2?

All you have to do is to place the head to surround your clitoris. Press the power button for 3 seconds for it to turn on. Use the plus and minus buttons to regulate the intensity of your desired suction action. You can press the power button on for about 5 seconds to power up the vibration. Use those 3 buttons for controlling either/or/both the suction and vibration function you wish to experience from moment to moment.

Tips and Tricks

I would suggest starting off with low level intensity of suction and increase little by little until you feel that you’re getting relaxed. You can introduce the vibration function in varying patterns to spice it up! As soon as you maximize the pulsating suction intensity, you would lose all inhibitions and moan to delicious satisfaction again and again and again that you would lose control of yourself! How is that for a win-win after you lose-lose?

If you’re a first-time user of this toy, I wouldn’t be surprised if you come, and most likely to squirt, within 5 seconds because cheesus christ IT IS JUST THAT GOOD OF A TOY when it comes to serving ecstatic sensations! Believe me. You won’t put it away once you get addicted to the bliss it brings.

Come into conclusion

This adult toy is a big life-saver for me. It saved me from the ebbs and flows of anxiety and depression. It puts me to sleep from when I was having difficult days. It simply allows me to relax my body and decompress from long, especially stressful days.

It saved me from the primitive need to copulate with another human being when I already know it is going to be such a bad idea because it is empty and devoid of any meaning nor connection. It saved me from the physical risks of getting exposed to STI’s and the emotional risk of getting prematurely attached to a dick-owner. Sometimes when you feel the need for some sexy time, it only takes a toy o scratch the itch. Instead of getting it on with the whole social dance of getting freaky with a complete stranger or worse with your ex, the Satisfyer Pro 2 would be here to the rescue.

So if you’re a single lady seeking to practice more self-love and thus, more self-pleasure with the help of an innovative, cult favorite, hand-held adult device, this sex toy shall be more than happy to satisfy you. Like a pro, too!